I was out on my break today, knitting on my blue entrelac socks (about which I promise to write about in more detail soon) when someone came up to me to sell me candy. As I told him I had no money, his eyes fell on my knitting and in an incredulous voice he asked…

“Are you gonna have a baby?!”

Muggles….oye!

No. I am *not* going to have a baby. I’m going to be a little busy this weekend playing with my new toy! Hope you have a good one (and be careful of those blue knitted socks)! :)

 P.S. Thanks for the input and offers of help on the possible next run of the Summer of Socks. I’m still in need of some tech help (I think I need some php to make a sign up form that works with a database), so if you can be of assistance, please let me know. Thanks!

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18 Responses to “Warning! Knitting blue socks causes pregnancy!”
  1. Risa says:

    LOL. Have to love muggles :) that is too funny. Have a great weekend!

    Can you run jsp? I don’t know php but am learning the jsp and well, fluent already in microsoft web technologies in interfacing with databases. Does that help?

  2. Beth says:

    I hereby solomnly swear — no blue socks! LOL

  3. --Deb says:

    People can be so stupid…. (grin)

  4. Christine says:

    Wow, people can be so stupid when it comes to perceived stereotypes. But you should watch out anyway, there seems to be something in the air. There’s like a mini-baby boom going on. Lots of people are hatching out the heathens right now.

  5. Andrea says:

    Pregnant with a baby with *really* big feet! I’ve had the same thing with crochet socks.

  6. Sacha says:

    Yes, you are going to have a baby. You are going to carry the baby in your blue sock.

    Logically, it can be no other way.

    Guh…

    I’m not tech-y with databases. No school during the summer though, maybe I can help in other ways. I already have an idea for socks.

  7. Karen says:

    Yup, I get that question every so often too. Why do people think knitters only knit when they are pregnant? Crazy!!

  8. Kristy says:

    I got that same question today! Because I was knitting greensih-grey socks. Beware of those colors too :)

  9. Lazuli says:

    Haha! Guess I’d better be careful, and you too!

  10. Karin says:

    Uh Oh!! I just got an order of pale sky and pale pink wool, should I pull the cradle out of the mothballs? My kids will be horrified!

  11. Anne says:

    And to think, I just got yarn for 3 pairs of socks that’s blue/green/gray. I wonder what my boyfriend will think. LOL

  12. Bossygirl says:

    Well!!! Congratulations! (Tee Hee).
    You can’t make this stuff up, huh?
    Good story. *g*

  13. Heather says:

    Yes, because we know that only pregnant women knit, duh!

  14. Kim says:

    Muggles! Are you sure that guy wasn’t selling crack? Cause it sounds like he was smoking something!
    Have fun with woolee!

  15. Are you as excited as I am about the play-offs? Excited, nervous … I need to figure out some mindless knitting to do — I’m sure I’ll be totally unable to concentrate on anything more complex than garter stitch!

  16. stacey says:

    Glad the socks I’m knitting are green! :)

  17. amy says:

    I was chatting with a co-worker and told him about my knitting. He said, “Uh-oh, someone is nesting! Someone wants to have a baby!” … I said, “No, someone just likes their new hobby.”

  18. JessaLu says:

    Okay maybe I’m just sick and twisted but I would have looked at my knitting, gasped and said (probably loudly) OHMYGOD I MUST be pregnant! I’M KNITTING!!! I HAVE to call my husband (or partner, depending on how much I wanted to completely flabbergast him) to tell him (her)! ;o)

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